Went for walk in the bluebell woods with granddog and grandbitch – she started talking about vampires. Luckily there was a whole patch of wild garlic to hide in. They’ll never find me and if they do, it won’t be me they eat! For some reason, when I got home, the ancient ones made me have a bath.
Unnerved by talk of Vampires- Winnie seeks refuge in wild garlic